PHOENIX DOWN

WELL WELL WELL

LOOKS LIKE I;VE BEEN HAD

From 2011-02-12 MY ROOM

SOME DOCK STOLE MY PW AND CHANGED IT TO CAPTAIN FALCON SUCKS

I WAS PRI MAD CUZ SOMEONE FOOLED ME INTO TYPING CAPTAIN FALCON SUCKS

BUT ANYWAY I HAVE MY ACCOUNT BACK AND IM PHEONIX DOWNING THIS FAIL BROG

I THINK IM GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS FORM NAO ON ITS PRETTY AESTHETIC DONT U THINK

QUITE EZ ON DA I'S YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

WELL WELL WELL LAST FRIDAY I WENT TO COLLEGE PARK TO PLAY SOME SMASH

YEAH MELEE IS 2 GOOD ANYWAY THATS NOT THE IMPORTANT PART

THE STORY IS I PLANNED TO GET TO A METRO STATION AND TRAIN BACK HOME BEFORE 3 AM

I GOT TO THE STOP AT 220ISH AM BUT THEN I FIND OUT THAT THERE ARE NO MORE FUCKING TRAINS RUNNING DIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SO I ASKED THE GUY AT THE COUNTER IF THERE IS ANY OTHER PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION RUNNING BECAUSE I AM JUDEN AND I DONT HAVE A CAR

SO UNEXPECTEDLY I END UP CHILLIN WITH THE DUDE IN HIS LITTLE ROOM FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF JUST TALKING ABOUT RANDOM ASS SHIT BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN COLD AS BAWLS OUTSIDE

THIS DUDE IS BLACK AND HE WAS HELLA FUNKNEE LIKE FIRST THING HE ASKS ME IS YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND? I SAID NOPE HE SAY MAN WHATCHU DOIN SON YOU NEED A WOMAN TO SET CHU STRAIGHT SON FUCK MY OLD MAN AINT DONE ANYTHING HIS WHOLE LIFE I DONT KNOW WHERE HE BE NOW WITHOUT MY MOTHER MY MOTHER DOES ERRTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THEN HE TELLS ME TO GET A CAR CAUSE HE SAYS MAN FUCK THE METRO I AINT RIDING THAT SHIT LOLOLOLOLOL THIS GUY WORKS FOR THE METRO BUT HE DOESNT WANT TO RIDE IT ROFLMAO

THEN WE START TALKING ABOUT CHINESE PEOPLE KOREAN PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE HE SAID ONE TIME HE WAS SELLING HIS MINIVAN AND A CHINESE AND KOREAN GUY SHOW UP TRYING TO BUY IT SO IT TURNS INTO A BIDDING WAR AND THE CHINESE GUY WINS WITH A BID OF LIKE 23500 OR SOMETHING LIKE 2000 MOAR THAN THE KOREAN GAI SO AT THE END OF THE BIDDING THE KOREAN GUY LOOKS ANGRILY PEACEFULLY AT THE CHINESE GUY AND SAYS MAN YOU ARE CHINESE ARENT YOU? LOL WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ANYWAY THE TWO HAD FAMILIES AND WANTED THE VAN BADLY AND STARTED FIGHTING THE BRACK GAI SELLING THE VAN GOT A BIT UNEASY AND ASKED HIS BROTHER WHAT TO DO THE BROTHER SAYS FUCK DEM GET DA FYUCKKKKK OUTTA HURRRRRRRR SO THEN THE TRAIN WORKER ASKS ME WHY THERE IS BEEF BETWEEN KOREANS AND CHINESE SO I TELL HIM THAT CHINESE BELIEVE KOREANS ALWAYS ALWAYS DO THE STEALING CULTURE AND CLAIM IT THEIR OWN WHILE KOREAN BEREIVE THAT THEY ARE NOT STEALING AND THAT CONFUCIUS IS KOREAN BUT OBVIOUSLY THIS MEANS THAT THE KOREANS ARE TROLLING THE CHINESE CAUSE THE CHINESE GET ANGRY SO FAST AND ARE NOT PEACEFUL LIKE THE KOREANS OR THE CHINESE ARE LYING AND TRYING TO MAKE KOREANS THE ENEMY BY LYING CHAIRMAN MAO IS THE BEST GO 50 CENT PARTY SOCIETY IS HARMONOIUS

ANYWAY HE SAYS SHIT MAN YALL MOTHAFUCKAS LOOK ALIKE SO IM LIKE HAHA YEAH I GUESS SO THEN HE SAYS JUST LIKE BLACK PPL U KNOW? US NEIGES ALL LOOK THE SAME IT DONT MATTER DURING OUR CONVERSATION AT DIFFERENT POINTS A LOT OF DRUNK BLACK PEOPLE ARE GETTING OFF THE TRAINS AND LEAVING THE STATION BUT CANT EXIT THE TOLL GATE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO DRUNK THE TRAIN WORKER GETS PISSED EVERYTIME HE HAS TO MANUALLY OPEN THE GATE FOR PPL TO LEAVE

LATER HE LOOKS AT MY SHOES AND SAYS SHIT WHAT SIZE SHOES YOU WEAR? I SAID I WEAR SIZE 13 HE LOOKS AT ME REAL FIERCE THEN SAYS SHIT SON SO THATS HOW THEY HIRE THOSE PORNSTARS LOL YOUR FATHER WOULD BE PROUD IM LIKE..... HAHA I GUESS

THEN HE ASKS ME HOW MUCH CASH IM CARRYING IM LIKE I ONRY GOT 2 FIDDY LOL JUST KIDDING IM NOT THAT MANLY OF A TROLL ROFL I SAID I GOT LIKE 5 BUCKS SO HES LIKE MAN YOU SHOULD CARRY MOAR CASH FOR TIMES LIKE THIS (BECAUSE I WAS TOO CHEAP TO CAB BACK HOME OR FIND A HOTEL ROOM FOR A NIGHT) ANYWAYS HE SAID I SHOULD CARRY A BIT MORE CASH IN MY WALLET BUT STOW SOME EMERGENCY MONEY IN MY SHOE, SPECIFICALLY EITHER IN MY SOCK OR UNDER MY SOLE CUSHION BECAUSE IF ANY ROBBERS TRY TO START SHIT WITH ME I JUST GIVE EM THE MONEY IN MAH WALLET BECAUSE THEY SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA TAKE MY SOCKS OR LOOK IN MY SHOES CAUSE ITS STINKY STINKY POO POO IN THERE

I CANT REALLY REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS GUY WAS AWESOME TO TALK TOO NICE BLACK PEOPLE ARE AWESOME I LOVE THEIR ACCENTS THE BEST ITS WAY BETTER THAN INDIAN OR CHINESE ACCENTS PWNS THEM SOOOO HARDDDDDDDD

SO HE GETS OFF WORK AND THEN DRIVES ME TO.....

DA HOLIDAY INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YA I B CHILLIN IN DA HOLIDAY INN WELL NOT REALLY CAUSE I JUST BUMMED IN THE LOBBY AND DIDNT NOT APPROACH THE COUNTER LOL IT WAS NICE THOUGH PRETTY WARM NICE SOFT COMFORTABLE COUCH AND NBA/ESPN FOR A FEW HOURS THEN I PASSED OUT FOR AN HOUR GOT UP AT 730 AM AND TRAINED BACK HOME SHIT SON THATS HOW IT STARTSSSSSSS

2011-02-12 MY ROOM