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PHUCK YOU METRO
PHUCK YOU DULLES AIRPORT
PHUCK YOU SOUTHWEST AIRLINES
PHUCK YOU DOLPHIN AND WHALE
1. 1:55 miss planned metro to rosslyn by < 1 minute, goddamn it
2. 2:0X miss the planned metrobus 5a to dulles by <30 sec, son of a bitch
3. 2:45 take next available metrobus 5a and get wrecked by traffic, omfg
4. 3:3X arrive at dulles, flight leaves at 4:25
5. 3:45 get in line for screening, panic ensues
6. 4:20 screening finally finishes because of huge clusterfuck of faggots, anger level rising rapidly
7. 4:30 arrive at gate, missed flight T-T
at this point the only 2 options southwest airlines offers me are 1) fly to san francisco later the same night or 2) fly to planned sacramento leaving 6AM following day. I ended up picking 2)
there werent enough pros to justify going home. public transportation options did not cover a 6AM departure, so i bit the bullet and hung out at the airport. through a combination of camping out at magazine sections, doing laps, napping, listening to music, reading a single volume of 20th century boys, going to the bathroom a lot, whoring the bathroom heaters, and thinking of random shit, i grueled out 14 hours of immense boredom. i didnt bring my computer or guitar. i even made telephone calls to people =..=
there was also some bitch (canine) that kept barking until it came outta its cage and sat in the seat next to me.
DC->denver->portland->sacramento
MCDOUBLE DIU DIETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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and randumb photos from life in DC
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| From 2011-11-18 Randumb Stuff |
and randumb photos from life in DC
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| 2011-11-18 Randumb Stuff |
1 comments:
with all that trouble with public transportation, now i feel less guilty to let you off the hook this time. :P bon voyage. bring back goodies and great memory. (thought you might not stay long enough to have your bday there, but it might be a good idea to celebrate it early;))
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